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Right. Got some good clippings yesterday. The bees were cranky after all this mucking about, but the goats was just lucky they didn't get eaten.

Good to see you ain't been killing each other as much lately. Less messy that way.

Date: 2007-11-08 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
...I suppose it'd be stupid of me to wonder how you know when the bees are cranky.

Date: 2007-11-08 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
You got to learn to listen to them.

Date: 2007-11-08 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
..I don't know their language, though.

Date: 2007-11-08 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
You can learn. Not the words exactly, but the mood.

Date: 2007-11-08 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
Do you think...you could teach me how to do that, Mistress? I mean, if you wanted to, that is..

Date: 2007-11-08 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Ain't right, a witch teaching a wizard.

But you could do some work with my herbs and I might have a word or two about bees betimes.

Date: 2007-11-08 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
Er..Right. Sorry.

I..Yes! I mean...you'd let me?

Date: 2007-11-08 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
I'd let you come work in my garden, yes.

[ooc: Sorry about the delay. I'm getting crap for email alerts and I didn't think to scroll up. >.< ]

Date: 2007-11-08 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
I...thank you! Thank you very much!

[ooc: Oh, aye, I'm not getting alerts either. x_x; No worries!]

Date: 2007-11-08 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Right. I've company. We'll talk about it again tomorrow.

[ooc: It's weird. I'm getting GC's pings, but not a one from Neville. WTF?]

Date: 2007-11-08 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snake-slayer.livejournal.com
Yes, Mistress. Thanks again!

[ooc: Same here! Well, on the other account. Way to go, LJ. I expect you'll be getting a backlog of alerts in six hours or so. x_x]

Date: 2007-11-08 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
My, what big goats you have.

Date: 2007-11-08 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
They ain't so big as goats go.

Date: 2007-11-08 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
Big enough to put up a fight against wolves?

Date: 2007-11-08 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Forcing animals to act against what's good for them?

Just like a vampire. Stupid. Disrespectful.

Shameful.

Date: 2007-11-08 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
I never said anything about force.

Just like a self righteous old crone to disrespect her elders.

Date: 2007-11-08 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Age ain't made you any smarter.

Date: 2007-11-08 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
Nor has it you.

But I will correct your faulty education.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Right.

Ain't putting on a nighty.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Hmpf.

I expect you think you'll be scaring me, too.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
Only the foolish are not afraid.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Shadows pull themselves together and from the coalesced blackness, the vampire steps forth, pristine in his white suit, tendrils of black licking at his frame*

Hullo, old woman.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*looks unimpressed by the arrival*

Vampire. You ain't welcome here.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Approaches, touching things on the way, moving them ever so slightly, then stops in front of Granny and tilts his head, looking up at her*

I am going to drink your blood.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*pushes the sleeping white kitten off her lap and folds her arms, glaring at him as a sense of power begins to grow in the tiny, ill-lit cottage*

You ain't wanting to do that.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*smiles sweetly, showing kittenish fangs as her power prickles along his flesh*

Oh but I do. You are an insufferable creature. Perhaps vampirism will be more suited for you.

*Moves swiftly, hand quick as a striking snake in attempt to grab her*

Date: 2007-11-08 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*is a powerful witch, but still human and not nearly as fast as a vampire*

Never did before. *spoken coldly by a woman whose pulse has not jumped and whose body is rigid and resistant in the vampire's clutches*

Date: 2007-11-08 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Notes that and is grudgingly admiring.. even if she is a witch*

Mmm and if you are ill suited to vampirism-

*Form shifts, growing taller, leaner, looking more as a teen than a child*

-then you can always kill yourself.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
Don't say--

*stabs him with a wickedly sharp silver hat pin*

--I didn't warn you.

Date: 2007-11-08 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Yelps, eyes widening in surprise, then narrowing, upper lip curled back from fangs*

A bit of fight is good, you will need for the long centuries.

*Goes for her wrists, wanting to make this quick and dirty before she can drop something heavy and silver on him*

Date: 2007-11-08 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*glares and brings a hobnailed boot down on his foot once he has her wrists*

You just don't listen. Stupid, like most vampires.

Date: 2007-11-08 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Allows her to stomp all she will, reigning her body in closer to his by inches*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*goes rigid again and looks down at him, meeting his red eyes*

I'm giving you one last warning before it's too late.

Date: 2007-11-08 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*leans in, almost gently for her throat, ignoring her words and wondering what her blood might taste like*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*the power has been growing in the cottage through all of this, as Alucard's teeth touch her throat, it simply... extinguishes*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Realizes that is probably not a good sign, but too involved to stop, he bites down, hands loosening, moving to hold her in a parody of a tender gesture*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*holds herself stiff and contained for as long as her body will allow before slumping a tiny bit at a time*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*Pulls back and licks his fangs, no need to take it all, she will change one way or another*

Told you.

Date: 2007-11-08 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*totters backward and slumps in her rocking chair but her voice, although faint, still carries bite*

Warned you.

Date: 2007-11-08 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com
*smiles at her once more, the tips of his fangs tinged pinkish from her blood*

Come to me when you reawaken.

*Then turns and makes to use the door, amused*

Date: 2007-11-08 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-headologist.livejournal.com
*closes her eyes, dismissing Alucard, and mutters*

Iron. Need iron.

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